Over the years, I have carefully cultivated my persona as a guy who can’t fix things. You may laugh, but it’s kept me safely away from numerous repair jobs and household disasters.
When the pipe under the sink let go, I heard, “Burt, help! Come out here and fix this… Never mind. ...
The website BabyCenter just released the list of most popular baby names of 2024, and once again, for the last 4,000 or so years in row, my name never came close to cracking the top 100.
Burton ranks No. 14,361 this year for most popular boys names, plummeting 10,030 spots like a Rock (No. ...
My heart skipped when I spotted the set of bedsheets with matching comforter that complemented the color scheme of my bedroom.
A sense of excitement flushed over me as I gently positioned them in my shopping cart next to the memory foam bath mats.
I have never been more frightened in my ...
One of the greatest joys of my teen years was jumping in my car and driving.
In my high school years, I tooled around in a 1972 Dodge Polara. A 1975 AMC Gremlin became my college years upgrade.
One evening at the institution, three other inmates and I couldn’t decide which campus dining ...
I studied the menu board as I ambled up the counter. But before I could get the word “Quesadilla” out, the teenage punk behind the cash register spoke first:
“You have to use the kiosk to order.”
He pointed behind me at one of those infernal touch-screen machines.
Forty-some years ...
Halloween is past and now it’s the most wonderful time of the year — big sales on trick or treat candy.
What did you think I was going to say?
Sure stores have been selling Christmas stuff since July, and by October, EVERYTHING comes in pumpkin spice variety. If we still had to lick ...