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Patty Kimerer

Tales of the odd turn out to be just plain weird

Sometimes a gal needs a good laugh. What can I say? I’m all about chasing away the sad in lieu of making way for the glad. Call me kooky. To that end, I sought out a little funny — and found these stories courtesy of the Associated Press’ News Oddities Page: • German court: Naked ...

Love the sun, but fall has all the colors, and spice

If you’ve been paying any attention to old PK lo these many years, you may have picked up on the fact that I’m a sun lover. As in, if it was sunny every day of the year, I’d be super-duper thrilled. But that being said, I have become a huge fan of autumn over time. Why? Several reasons ...

I’ve already forgotten what I just wrote about

I started writing this column some time ago. But then I forgot where I saved it. And what I named it. And the topic, frankly, Naturally. I used my apparently shrinking and very well-likely misfiring noggin to get a little leg up on the old thinker, as it were. See what I did there? ...

‘I wish we were better strangers’ and other put-offs

I may have hinted to it before. It’s unintentional, of course, though nonetheless annoying, I’d assume. They’re too kind to say it, but I know they are likely ready to turn me in for a lower maintenance version of myself and I certainly cannot blame them. I’m not making much sense yet ...

I believe that unbelief in God is unbelievable

I happened upon an article recently entitled ... actually I can’t even remember it what it is was called. And frankly, my good peeps, I don’t really care. Not to be all rude or dismissive or whatnot (well, maybe a little bit), but it grabbed my attention for a very distinct reason. It was ...

Halloween? ‘S’ word? Brrr and no thanks

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t care for Halloween. In fact, I must say that despite the beautiful, balmy conditions of this past week, I’m not very fond of October, in general, as a rule. Autumn introduces cooler days and increasingly chilly nights. That in and of ...