Hello, one and all. How’s it going for you on this particular January morning?
Um, wait, what was that?
I’m sorry. I promise you that I’m genuinely interested in your answer. In fact, I’d love nothing more than to focus on your feels. I truly would.
It’s just that I’m rather ...
Well, we’re two weeks deep. Whatcha thinking?
Yeah, me, too. Meh. For all intents and purposes, as they say.
Oh and hey, BT dubs, why do they say that? I mean, if you’ve got to preface a statement with “For all intents and purposes,” are you just assuming a certain level of distrust ...
Quick shout out to the demon with the yellow eyes, venomous fangs and forked tongue moonlighting as a phlebotomist at my local lab. BT dubs, you may want to invest in a more appropriate disguise, er, I mean uniform?
I’m thinking a smile and some scrubs might play a little better with the ...
Well, that’s it. It’s all over, done. Terminado. Kaput. Finito.
You know how, toward the end of “A Christmas Story,” Ralphie laments how the Bumpus Hounds robbed the Parkers not only of Christmas dinner but also so much more after they burst into the kitchen and devoured — or ...
Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah, hey HEYYYYYY, GOODBYE!
I challenge you to find a single Homo sapien living on this big round ball who isn’t over the flipping moon that this year is ending.
Show of hands? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Zippo.
It would be so easy to 2020 all over the ...
You knew it was coming. Well, that is, if you’ve been reading the contents in this space with any consistency over the past ... oh, man, I’ve been blessed to be writing this little blurb for quite a while. How long? I’m pretty old and all ... Uh, lemme think. Let’s see now, Kyle was ...
Sure, we’re all familiar with the classic song about the little feller, presumably recently visited by the Tooth Fairy, who just wants his two main incisors as a present this year.
You know, Spike Jones & His City Slickers’ 1948 seasonal smash “All I Want for Christmas is My Two ...
Can you remember what you were doing 21 years ago right now? I can.
I was just trying to get some sleep.
I clearly remember spending the better part of the day simply seeking shut eye.
I hadn’t snoozed in a year (almost), so I was tickled blue (wait for it) that a little catnip got pumped ...
There’s so much I’ve never understood about the utter insanity known as Black Friday shopping.
First of all, why do they call it that? Hmm.
I wasn’t certain, so I did a little digging.
Apparently, it’s widely attributed to the notion that retailers use the date to slash their ...
We all know we should exude it.
We’ve all heard it about a gazillion times.
We understand that it is, without exception, the right thing to have.
An attitude of gratitude.
This zippy little year called 2020 certainly has put the concept to the test, to be sure.
For so many ...