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Patty Kimerer

Not all Italian stereotypes fit like pasta dinner, capisce?

I think people have many misconceptions about us Italians. And as a first generation American — well, on my Pop’s side, anyway (Mom’s from Ashtabula), I would like to clear up a few things. Not that I can’t speak from experience, natch, but I did take to the web to research typical ...

Take a walk on wild side with supper menu

Some days, I’m just weird. Actually, those who know me well might argue that it’s my constant state — but I’ve pretty much sworn them all to secrecy. So, go ahead and move along, because there’s nothing to see here since, you know, “These aren’t the droids you’re looking ...

A means to an end in the end may just be mean

“The world is lurching from one global catastrophe to the next. But, as they have for millennia, people are adapting to instability by switching between four responses: fight, flight, focus and freeze.” That happy news is the makeshift mission statement of some allegedly big-brained ...

Giving up Lent up for Lent — is it over yet?

You know how I was recently complaining, er, mentioning that February is technically the shortest month of the year but sort of feels like it lasts, oh, I don’t know, about a century, give or take a decade? Well, I’m sticking with that whiny theme, my good peeps, as I dive headlong into ...

Groundhogs, hedgehogs, pizza and long naps

Ah, February. No matter if you pronounce it — feb-BROO-ari (the correct way, BT Dubs) or feb-YOO-ari (like Yogi Bear might refer to it) — there are some absolutely stellar things about this little monthette, so to speak. I mean, this is that one month of the year that is technically the ...

Calling Cupid: Please send gourmet grub

Editor’s note: Due to a glitch in technology (“My cyber dog ate my column”), we present this Classic Kimerer from Feb. 10, 2019. Remember when you were a little kid and you had to make your Valentine’s Day box? Sure you do. Every year, school children from kindergarten (I guess I’m ...