Biden did not, in fact, say Laken Riley’s name
DEAR EDITOR:
The Tribune headline: “Biden said her name.” He said a name, but not Laken Riley’s name.
Joe muttered the name Lincoln Riley, then looked up towards the gallery. Did he think Laken’s parents were seated there? Dah!
With confused prattle. Joe babbled something about “ten less Snickers in a bar.” What exactly is a Snicker? Is it a new measure of size, length, width of height? Perhaps a Snicker is that elusive super particle that Albert Einstein theorized, and Eureka, Joe discovered it. Maybe a Nobel prize in physics in Joe’s future?
JAMES COLLINS
Newton Falls