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There are benefits to being a grown up

Remember getting sent to bed as a child because your parents wanted to watch a “grownup movie?” Or because the adults were going to play a “mature” card game? As if kids can’t figure out poker? I suppose, maybe back in the day it was considered too shady or something? Please. ...

FYI, Kimerer is HTH with chatspeak — YW

It’s been four years since Geoffrey the Giraffe beckoned us all to be “Toys R Us” kids. Sorry, folks, I don’t have a backwards “R” on my keypad. Truth be told, the reversed letter always truly bugged me. Why? Oh, I dunno. Call me kooky but I’m sort of not a fan of teaching ...

Value of home-cooked meals lost on child

When I was a little girl, I was always DYING to go to my friends’ houses for dinner. Like, every day. The chances were slim unless Pop was working. He always wanted his family around the table together at suppertime — a notion that evoked many an eye roll from me in my youth. As an ...

Word Wizard vetoes strange new job titles

Sometimes it takes something icky happening to us to appreciate life’s most basic principles or simple joys. You know, something such as getting COVID for the second time. Or unfairly losing a job. Or having telemarketers blow up your phone 20 of the 24 hours in a day. Seriously, stop it. ...

Tales of Nonna, doomsday and scary rhymes

Here’s the thing about watching the news: I hate it. I’m not kidding. In fact, as I may or may not have mentioned 8 zillion times, I refuse to watch it much anymore. Particularly, I am avoiding those awful 24/7, round-the-clock channels, reporting continuously of the gloom and doom ...

Bug or the windshield, that’s life, so enjoy it

Remember that 1992 song by Mary Chapin Carpenter called “The Bug?” No, it’s not about ants, bees, flies, etc. You seriously don’t know it? Come on now, peeps, you don’t have to be a card-carrying member of the Grand Ole Opry to know it. If memory serves, it crossed the country / ...