Mrtraficanti doesn't go to washington


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by Louie b. Free   | 347 entries


MrTraficanti DOESNxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2T go to Washington

xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cWordxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 is that Mahoning County Commissioner Anthonyxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2AC/DCxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Traficanti is offered approx. $100,000 to take a job w/ Congressman-elect, Charlie xc3xa2xe2x82xacxc5x93Write - inxc3xa2xe2x82xacxc2x9d Wilsonxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2s office.

Everyone,EVERYONE knows that Anthony xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cGuitarxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Traficanti wanted that position-I mean REALLY wanted that position!

So why did he say xc3xa2xe2x82xacxc5x93noxc3xa2xe2x82xacxc2x9d?

Anthony xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cHot Licksxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2(hey, I know,I was w/him while he tried out a guitar at a music store - Tony Twanged da Tele!) worked hard to convince David xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cParatrooperxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Ludt to run for re-election when everybody knew that David xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cHook-Upxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Ludt was ready, really ready to retire to Florida AND under pressure from his misses. So Anthonyxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2Twangxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Traficanti said something like this: xc3xa2xe2x82xacxc5x93David, youxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2ve been muscled,humiliated,demeaned,demoralized, defunct,run over,run on,run back,speckled,spickled,spat out,splicked,splat,split,splayed,spoored,spliced,spoofed, spurned,splotched, spluttered,spent,speared,spiked,sponged, sporran-ed,and spliffed out over and over again-now how would you like to be in the majority on the Commish Board? Yeah,King David,King George McKelvey is relaxing, now King David ! We vote together-a ha ha ha HA!xc3xa2xe2x82xacxc2x9d

So whatxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2s the deal?-Deal or no deal?(btw-Howie,ever hear of Moducare and oil of oregano?xc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x80x9dMandelxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2s returning to Y-town on behalf of the good Community Corrections Assoc.).

Did David xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cI Know Which Footxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2s Supporting Your Weightxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Ludtxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2s family pressure Anthony xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cSolidBodyxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Traficanti to stay and not break the deal no deal?

Hey, lest we forget George xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cReturn of the Kingxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Tablack !!!-and what of your influence ,George xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cFla 4 a Minutexc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Tablack?

We certainly know what wasnxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2t the deal/no deal: Charlie xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cThank G-d Ixc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2m a Country Boyxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Wilson: xc3xa2xe2x82xacxc5x93Anthony xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cBojimxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Traficanti,come w/ me or Ixc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2ll have my son Jason xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cDistricts,We Donxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2t Need No Stinkinxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Districtsxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Wilson gather your signatures/petitions for your next foray into politicsxc3xa2xe2x82xacxc2xa6xc3xa2xe2x82xacxc2x9d

Could it have gone down like this:

xc3xa2xe2x82xacxc5x93I, George xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cKing of Kingsxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Tablack hereby order you, Anthony xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cWhite Men Can Jumpxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Traficanti, to remain as Commissioner until the tax is passed and then and only then, you, Anthonyxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 da Schvitzerxc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Traficanti, can you go to work w/Charlie xc3xa2xe2x82xacxcbx9cLast Night da Wind Came and Blew the Down the Shutters Outside of My Housexc3xa2xe2x82xacxe2x84xa2 Wilson.xc3xa2xe2x82xacxc2x9d ?????

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