Hahaha. Let's move into a building that was rebuilt after a fire consumed it in 1909. I mean, the Rosetta Stone Cafe & Lounge going out of business in 2010 shouldn't impede our plans to open a restaurant business in the same location or throw up any red flags. Doesn't sound haunted or anything.
This has all the makings of a gangster / horror movie with a strong female lead. Youngstown, Gossip Owner, ex-hippie turned entrepreneur turned for-profit gang banger taking out loans on houses he never intends to clean up. MAN!
The way I see it, if they ever turn this into a movie (which they should) - Charlie Staples has to be the protagonist. He has this rack of ribs he carries on his back as he kicks down the door and shoots barbecue sauce in everybody's face. He turns to face the camera. Slow pan.
Staples: "What? Sorry about your door, but did you expect me to KNOX?"
August 21, 2013 at 12:18 p.m.