Footballer

Born helpless and nude, Blitzman started from the bottom and worked his way up to the top of super-highschool-football-fandom. He thanks you for your support. He currently resides in an unnamed location with his favorite football at his side for companionship.

Football. Pigskin. Gridiron. BLITZ. Sometimes porkrinds...

"The Blitzshow", and "Player of the Week". Love those...

Marching bands and drumlines.

Playbooks.

Beside "Invincible"? Is Blitz going to make a movie soon?

Friday Night Lights.