I imagine the concert was filled with patriotic music, as we honor those that gave the full measure for our country. And I also imagine Ms Obama will be quoted as saying "For the [second] time in my adult life I am proud of my country." (Why do I somehow *know* I am wrong on both counts...?)
The council learned of this from chapter one of "The Complete Idiot's Guide To Taxation" -- entitled "Tax 'Em Because You Can." Just wait until they get someone to read for them chapter four: "Redheads Deserve A Surtax." And chapter seven, "Fining Property Owners For Their Trees Littering In Autumn."
Seems from the core of the story the headline could have been "Dems Want Hasher Penalties For Those Hurting Animals Than Those Hurting Humans" -- but that would not gibe with the editor's narrative.
An alternative headline for the column: "Are Dems using public monies to buy the election for Obama by stalling?" (Oh, wait -- it's from the AP: "Always Partisan." Never mind.)
I found Mr Skolnick's photo in the dictionary next to the phrase "been played." (A shame Biden didn't at least throw you some candy as the pols do in the Atown parade.)
Michelle Obama, daughters attend Beyonce concert
I imagine the concert was filled with patriotic music, as we honor those that gave the full measure for our country. And I also imagine Ms Obama will be quoted as saying "For the [second] time in my adult life I am proud of my country." (Why do I somehow *know* I am wrong on both counts...?)
May 27, 2012 at 3:15 p.m. permalink suggest removal
Judge OKs prison tax; CCA owes city $1.3M
The council learned of this from chapter one of "The Complete Idiot's Guide To Taxation" -- entitled "Tax 'Em Because You Can." Just wait until they get someone to read for them chapter four: "Redheads Deserve A Surtax." And chapter seven, "Fining Property Owners For Their Trees Littering In Autumn."
May 26, 2012 at 7:01 a.m. permalink suggest removal
GOP still dragging feet on Nitro’s Law
Seems from the core of the story the headline could have been "Dems Want Hasher Penalties For Those Hurting Animals Than Those Hurting Humans" -- but that would not gibe with the editor's narrative.
May 24, 2012 at 1:51 p.m. permalink suggest removal
Mayor is latest gaffe-prone surrogate
Stating fact or one's true feelings never is a gaffe. Saying there are 57 states? Classic gaffe, yes.
May 22, 2012 at 8:21 a.m. permalink suggest removal
Environmentalists criticize Ohio drilling rules
Mr Hagan wasn't with them? Must have been "happy hour" at his nearest office/tavern.
May 21, 2012 at 6:12 p.m. permalink suggest removal
Is GOP trying to sabotage economy to hurt Obama?
An alternative headline for the column: "Are Dems using public monies to buy the election for Obama by stalling?" (Oh, wait -- it's from the AP: "Always Partisan." Never mind.)
May 20, 2012 at 11:05 a.m. permalink suggest removal
Biden snubs are getting old
I found Mr Skolnick's photo in the dictionary next to the phrase "been played." (A shame Biden didn't at least throw you some candy as the pols do in the Atown parade.)
May 19, 2012 at 7:52 a.m. permalink suggest removal
Detective’s entry into Biden motorcade prompts probe by YPD internal affairs
Sounds like Detective Kelty scores high on the "sense of self-importance" meter. Sometimes called the "Hey, look at me!" index.
May 19, 2012 at 7:33 a.m. permalink suggest removal
Terminated and frustrated
Sounds like Home Depot should change the descriptor for their employees from "associate" to "silent accomplice." Yeesh.
May 19, 2012 at 6:36 a.m. permalink suggest removal
Youngstown mail processing and distribution facility to close in February
Good job, Timmy. Yeesh.
May 17, 2012 at 11:12 p.m. permalink suggest removal