Time for Sen. Specter to join the Democrats

By Dick Polman

I’m talking to you, Arlen Specter. You might want to do yourself a favor by switching teams and joining the Democrats.

Let me start, senator, by lauding your durability. You remind me of the cartoon cockroach in “WALL-E,” that feisty little survivor of Earth’s devastation. You’ve beaten cancer, a brain tumor and Pat Toomey. You’ve hung tough in a Republican Party that doesn’t want you anymore, in a state long trending Democratic, and in 2010 you’ll celebrate your 30th senatorial year at the age of 80.

That means you will have already spent 37.5 percent of your life inside the Cave of Winds, and still you thirst for more. But if you really want to win an additional six-year term in 2010, keep your title as Pennsylvania’s senior senator, and hike that tenure percentage to 42 at the age of 86, you’ve got to weigh the obvious benefits of renouncing your troubled affiliation with the GOP.

Like magic, the target on your backside would disappear. Pennsylvania’s increasingly conservative Republican electorate is gunning for you — thanks to your support for the Obama-Democratic stimulus plan, your other perceived heresies, and for any heresies yet to come (including your potential support for a hot-button bill that would make it easier for workers to unionize). They want to take you down in an expensive primary next spring, and perhaps Toomey will be their instrument.

You did beat him in a primary in 2004, by a mere two points, but I doubt that would happen again, if only because so many moderate Pennsylvanians in recent years have left the GOP and signed up with the Democrats. Hundreds of thousands have switched teams. Those were your people; in 2010, they won’t be eligible to participate in the primary and help you survive another blood feud.

Limbaugh, Hannity

You spoke recently about that dilemma, saying, “I’m going to deal with it as best I can. I’m trying to get people to change back and be Republicans.” Face it, senator, they’re not changing back. Not as long as Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are cracking the whip; not as long as their most visible strategic guru is Newt Gingrich, the polarizer who was forced out of power more than 10 years ago.

Senator, most of the remaining Pennsylvania primary voters lean strongly rightward. Last month, 66 percent of statewide Republicans told a pollster that they want you gone. They think of you as “Benedict Arlen,” and one top conservative group, mindful of your vote on the economic stimulus package, dubbed it “the ultimate act of treason” and named you “Comrade of the Month” — a nickname that demonstrates that Red-baiting has survived the fall of the Soviet Union.

So perhaps you should consider whether it’s worthwhile to drain your campaign coffers and put up with this grief. The Republicans seem determined to reduce themselves to a state of powerless purity, so, fine — let them nominate a conservative Senate candidate who would get waxed statewide. And you’d do the waxing, buoyed by the fact that Democrats in Pennsylvania now outnumber Republicans by 1.23 million, more than double the margin of 2004, when you last ran.

Lest you forget, your divorce from the GOP has been in the works for a long time. Remember when you sought the Republican presidential nomination in 1996? Few Americans were even aware of your bid, probably because you never made it to 1996. During the autumn of ’95, you assailed the religious right, and defended abortion rights, and as a result nobody in the party gave you money. In November, you went down to the Florida Republican straw poll, got booed, flew home and quit.

That should have told you plenty. And look at the dilemma you’ll soon face on the hot labor issue I mentioned earlier. When this bill, which would make it easier for workers to unionize, first came up in the Senate a year ago, you were the sole Republican to back it. Conservatives, notably Gingrich and Toomey, have already put you on notice that a second heresy will not be tolerated when the bill resurfaces this year.

But if you toe the conservative line, to make yourself even minimally viable in a Republican primary, you’ll burn your longtime allies in organized labor — and there’s probably no way you can win in November of 2010, as a Republican in a general-election race, without labor money and labor voters. But if you simply switch teams and vote yes on unionization, all these tortured calculations go away.

Maybe you’re wondering whether the Democrats would welcome you. Are you kidding? No prospective Democratic senatorial candidate can match your name ID or your war chest; you’re already sitting on $6 million, with the potential to quintuple that amount — a virtual necessity in this expensive media market.

Swing suburban counties

Naturally, not all voters are big fans, and you can probably use some charisma stimulus. But if you were pitted against a conservative Republican, the swing suburban counties around Philadelphia would be yours, and the donor bucks from women and Jewish groups would be yours.

By the way, I wasn’t trying to imply earlier that you are a cockroach. It was just a metaphor, and now I’ll close with another. Perhaps your savviest political move would be to behave as a chameleon, one of those lizards that can change color when sensing danger. A switch from red to blue might well ensure a longer life.

X Dick Polman is a columnist for the Philadelphia Inquirer. Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune Information Services.

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