“Three Stooges” marathon (7 a.m., AMC): Hey, Moe! We’ve got a “Three Stooges” marathon today. Can you handle 23 straight hours of face slaps, eye pokes and nyuk-nyuk-nyuks?
New Year’s Eve celebrations (various times, channels): So you’re not out there in the middle of the frenetic revelry. You can still party right in front of your TV set. “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest” (10 p.m., ABC) will keep its eye on the big ball with a variety of musical acts, including Fergie, the Black Eyed Peas and Selena Gomez. Meanwhile, on “New Year’s Eve With Carson Daly” (10 p.m., NBC), Green Day and Rihanna will belt out some of their hits. And on “Billboard’s New Year’s Eve Live” (11 p.m., Fox), Carmen Electra welcomes 2010 in Las Vegas with Kris Allen, Allison Iraheta and others.