“If I invade IHOP, pancakes are going to be cheaper in my house.”

“If I invade IHOP, pancakes are going to be cheaper in my house.”

Comedian Chris Rock

Wondering why gas prices are so high despite the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Rock entertained at a festival in Tennessee.

“Any fool can have a child. That doesn’t make you a father. It’s the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.”

Barack Obama

Democratic presidential candidate, speaking on Father’s Day at a church in Chicago.

“It broke my heart to tell people we ... were probably going to lose the battle.”

Dan Wilson

Mayor of Columbus Junction, Iowa, where residents filled thousands of sandbags in their fight against Iowa River flooding.