"Unless you're Bill Gates, you're just one serious illness away from bankruptcy."
Dr. David Himmelstein
Lead author of a Harvard University study which found that costly illnesses trigger about half of all personal bankruptcies.
"I wasn't trying to hurt them. I was just trying to scare them, but I did it."
Sgt. Javal Davis
A former guard at Abu Ghraib prison, who pleaded guilty to battery and other charges in the Iraqi prison abuse scandal.
"I just placed a catalog order yesterday and the guy said to me, 'Is your town ready to go crazy?'"
Punxsutawney resident, who said the annual Groundhog Day celebration and the celebrity of Punxsutawney Phil still amaze her.