"You are left grappling for answers and trying to figure it out. What was she thinking?"
Spokeswoman for the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation, on the capture of George Hyatte and Jennifer Forsyth Hyatte, fugitives wanted in a deadly Tennessee courthouse escape.
"What we're trying to do, frankly, is to give Iran a chance to do the right thing."
State Department spokesman, on U.S. officials allowing their European counterparts to take the lead in structuring a response to Iran's renewed nuclear ambitions.
"It's like children getting new toys."
Aka Miss Manners, on Americans' fascination with cell phones.