JACKASS OFFENSE



JACKASS OFFENSE
Associated Press
PUNISHMENT: Jessica Lange, left, and Brian Patrick, both 19, lead a donkey through the streets of Fairport Harbor, along Lake Erie near Painesville in Northeast Ohio. A judge ordered them to make the 30-minute march as an apology for defacing a statue of the baby Jesus stolen from a Nativity scene Christmas Eve. They were ordered to replace the statue and are serving a 45-day jail sentence that includes drug and alcohol treatment. Sign on the donkey reads: "Sorry for the jackass offense."

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